So I’m watching the opening ceremony for the 2008 Olympics, and during a break I see a commercial for a car that advertises “MP3 connectivity.” Does that sound wrong to anyone else? MP3 is a file format, not a hardware specification. Say I have MP3s on a hard drive, is that compatible? No. They should say “audio jack connectivity.” The car itself doesn’t have any hardware or software specifically designed to decode MP3 files (unless they were talking about an MP3 CD player, and they weren’t.)

And then there’s another commercial that touts “IPod compatibility.” Okay, that’s a bit more accurate, but still, that’s like saying, “this CD player can play Soulja Boy CDs.” Soulja Boy isn’t the only music artist on CD out there, and the IPod isn’t the only portable music player with an audio jack connector out there.