The end of the world

Posted Thursday, November 8, 2007 at 19h43 in Rants

… is not going to be caused by a nuclear holocaust or a deadly virus. It’s going to be caused by bad grammar on the Internet. I swear, I lose at least a couple brain cells for almost every article I read. Surfing the net has become as dangerous as wallowing through a swamp infested with mosquitoes capable of penetrating through human skull. Every time I see someone misuse its, it’s, their, there, they’re, two, to, too, or any other words a six year old would know, or anytime I see verb tenses violated like a supple Japanese school girl in a hentai series– “i went to teh store to bought some candys”– I die a little inside.

7 Comments »

Comment from Arty on November 8, 2007 at 11:14 pm

haha, you know, I wonder if that’s true. I mean even though I’m normally big on using proper grammar/punctuation, I just botch it online…

Comment from ruach on November 10, 2007 at 3:19 am

hee.

i feel your pain, though.

Comment from stevec on November 10, 2007 at 11:57 am

It’s nice to have an understanding ear out there. :)

Comment from JZ on November 12, 2007 at 7:27 pm

what u mean?!?!?! Internets grammar can has ftw teh smartness!

Comment from pekkle on November 17, 2007 at 11:43 pm

they’res no problem with zee intArwebs grammer now is their … hmpth!

Comment from ted on November 20, 2007 at 5:44 pm

i think you are ready for law school….

Comment from stevec on December 1, 2007 at 3:39 am

if only it was that easy…

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